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Join The Dirty Dispatch Club and get exclusive smutty short stories mailed to you every month. Each Dirty Dispatch includes:

An exclusive, short story with new characters and themes: smutty romance guaranteed.

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A postcard book cover painted by the author showcasing themes in the story and full book blurb.

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A letter from Heather MacLellan about the story, inspiration, theme, and cover design.

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A bookish token to add to your collection based on the monthly theme and story.

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May’s Dirty Dispatch: The Art of Loving You

Helen and Danny have been together for three years. They’ve got everything they need: great jobs, a nice apartment they can easily afford, and friends that keeps them busy on the weekends. But most importantly, they love each other…don’t they? They used to stay up all night and talk. They used to call in sick to laze around in bed together all morning. But deep conversation and steamy wake ups have been replaced with expectation and obligation. There’s always somewhere to go and something else to do. They’re both feeling the shift in the air, but can’t quite say what it is. Is this just how relationships go or is there more hidden beneath the surface?

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Meet the author

Heather MacLellan is the author of 7 smutty romance novels including 2 complete romance trilogies, The Blurred Lines Series and The Selfish Love Series. Her 7th novel, One Thing at a Time, is set to come out in 2026.

“I wanted to find a way to connect with my readers on a regular basis and take things offline. I am always writing something new and can’t leave a story unfinished so this is a great way to get my work out there and share it with the world. Plus, who doesn’t love snail mail? It’s such a fun and intimate way to share my writing with people who want more of it. I created The Dirty Dispatch Club as a way to combine my love of writing, connecting and creating. I do all of my own writing, editing and publishing, including creating all of my own book covers, so that makes The Dirty Dispatch Club even more special. You’ll get something new from me every single month and who knows: maybe one of those short stories will become a full-fledged book someday. This is one of the most creative and inspired projects I’ve taken on in a long time and I can’t wait to hear what people think of these new smutty short stories!”

– Heather

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Hot stuff coming your way

  • Heather had me in a chokehold!

    “I was looking for a contemporary romance series that has humor, spice and relatable characters and boy did I find it! Heather had me in a chokehold! All of her characters are so well written and dreamy. I can’t wait to dive into what’s next!” – Kate Hodder

  • Witty, steamy and surprisingly heartfelt!

    “Heather’s books are a blast to read! They’re witty, steamy and surprisingly heartfelt. I loved the characters, the fun storylines, and yes, they definitely made me blush in places. I highly recommend her writing when you just need to check your brain at the door and dive into fun stories!” – Sara Roach Lewis
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Frequently asked questions

The monthly fee includes all materials associated with The Dirty Dispatch Club (printed short story, postcard cover, letter from the author and bookish trinkets like stickers or bookmarks). Every month a new story and theme will be sent to you via snail mail. This fee includes shipping but does not include tax. Tax will be calculated upon checkout depending on your location. The fee is processed in Canadian dollars.

These stories are written by a contemporary romance author who doesn’t hold back in the smut department. These stories are for the 18+ crowd and should not be considered young adult reading by today’s industry standards.

Each month, you’ll receive a Dirty Dispatch from Heather MacLellan featuring any number of tropes or themes presented in a short story format. Each story will be 3000-5000 words and will span slow burn, enemies to lovers, one bed, forced proximity, work-related mishaps, friend’s best friend, brothers, gay romance, and many more.

You can join The Dirty Dispatch Club at any time. If the current month’s subscription has already gone out, you will be automatically added to the following month’s subscription service. Orders are fulfilled the first week of every month so the sooner you join, the sooner you’ll start receiving smutty romance stories in the mail.

Yes, you can order a subscription as a gift for someone. Simply fill out their name and address when you check out and they’ll receive the dispatch in the mail each month until you cancel.

You can cancel your subscription at any time. Return to the email or any invoice and follow the directions to cancel your subscription. Alternatively, you can email heatheramaclellan@gmail.com to cancel as well. You will receive a confirmation email of your intent to cancel and will no longer be billed. If the current month’s shipment has already been sent, your subscription will cease prior to the following month’s subscription payment being processed.